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Dear friend,

Thanks for stopping by to say "hi!"  I couldn't be happier to make your virtual acquaintance.  I really do appreciate hearing from you.  

If you'd like me to come speak to your group, consult with your church, or cut your grass, this is the place to get hold of me.  I will try to answer you in a timely manner, but every so often, you know . . . I mean seriously, there you go and we just met.

Send me something over the interwebs and let's change the world, or at least laugh about goofy Hollywood celebrities and cuss amoral politicians.



Your pal, Derek


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